| We Are Looking For A Few Outstanding Spaniels |
[Jun. 2nd, 2008|01:50 pm] |
The Church of Satan
We Are Looking For A Few Outstanding
Spaniels To Join Our Elite Kennel
Do you have What It takes to be an Inverse Christian?
Learn the Thirteen Steps:
1. If you can slander and piss enough people off, you will become a master of "lesser magic."
2. Promote free thought, then slam anyone with views different from your own.
3. Declare yourself a sexually liberated Satanic Witch, then accuse the men you dislike of sexual deviance.
4. Our criteria for choosing priests is the same as the Catholic Church. We'll cover for you as long as we can.
5. Do not ask questions about our dwindling membership or we'll turn on you too!!
6. We accuse all ex-members of being pedophiles because some are. This way we're covered.
7. The mythological Satan would never bow to an authority, but you can. Join our cabal of elite ass-kissers!
8. Have questions? We don't want to hear about it. You are obviously needy and desperate for attention.
9. Satanists consider human kindness to be a form of weakness. Practice scowling in the mirror every day.
10. Personal godhood can only be achieved by degrading those around you. Try sharpening your insults.
11. "Counter productive pride" is no longer a Satanic sin. People who apologize are admitting they are inferior.
12. Wear swastika tattoos, shave your head, worship Adolph Hitler, but deny being a white supremacist.
13. To expand your employment opportunities, have artificial horn implants lodged inside your head. |
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| Edward James, Edward James! |
[Apr. 11th, 2004|02:36 pm] |
Dear Diary,
Allow me to introduce you to one of the "beautiful people" of Satanism!
Edward James was an ex-con. Went to prison for killing a man. He often spoke of Satanic unity and was very outspoken. I was so impressed with him, I made him an FCoS Council member. But he soon began to show his true colors.
He wanted to form a coalition of Satanists with himself as the new fearless leader. He began to accuse my council members of being "Egan's lapdogs." I did not even
wait for all the votes to be counted. I threw him off the Council and told him to go take a hike. In an email to the Council, he threatened to kill me.
I told James that his attempt to form a unified coalition would fail because he was too divisive and power hungry. He even slandered a woman who lead a European group of Satanists and caused her a great deal of anguish. I emailed this woman to reassure her that James did not represent the FCoS. Months later, he publicly admitted he had failed and extended a fake olive branch to me. I declined because I knew he was being very insincere.
But here's the clincher! Edward James inspired me to write my Mission Statement! He was the one who first said the following:
"Lord Egan has made statements that are simply too controversial. They have diminished his effectiveness as a leader."
"Are you sure this is the kind of image we want to project?"
"If we take this course of action it will make us look bad."
Edward James was a model for the poor example. But my mortal foe inspired me to write in a more outspoken fashion. For that, I am grateful!
I appended the following to the FCoS Mission Statement:
"If you are looking for a movement whose leaders have never taken a stand or been controversial, stop reading. If you do not want a leader who forces others to define their positions, Satanism is not for you. If you are that concerned about your image that you care what everyone else is going to think, the left hand path may not be the place for you to seek spirituality. Also, words such as "bad" or "evil" are Christian defined in our society and therefore questionable coming from a Satanic perspective. Political correctness has no place in Satanism. Resist the conformity and group-think of “satanic cliques.” Little groups of sheep that rely on each other for self worth ruin the concept of self awareness that is the cornerstone of Satanism." - J. Allee |
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| Personal BIO |
[Mar. 11th, 2004|03:18 pm] |
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| | The Sound of Music | ] |
Today, I felt like creating a profile that would reflect my mood. It goes as follows:
A Little About Me
I am a bonafide deviant. If you are living on the edge, tell me your story!
Favorite Things
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings... these are a few of my favorite things!
Hobbies and Interests
transvestite hookers, midgets, side show freaks, burlesque performers, amputees, sissy boys, whips, cages, moonlit walks by the ocean
Favorite Quote
If it moves, fondle it!
(If this doesn't scare them off, nothing will!) |
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| My First Entry |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|05:00 am] |
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It amazes me that I grew up in a time where people kept diaries with a lock and key and tried to keep the entries secret from family members. For years, I've been accused of being a guy with many deep, dark, reprehensible secrets best kept hidden from public view. I've been publicly accused of unimaginable crimes all across the internet, merely for stating a controversial opinion.
Of course, it didn't help that I chose to become a high profile Satanist at an early age. My first appearance was at Harvard University (1971)at the age of 20. Since then, I've appeared globally on radio and television as the infamous Lord Egan.
LaVeyan Satanism was largely philosophical, many adherents being atheists. I introduced a spiritual element so that newcomers to the movement became theistic Satanists who prefer to think of Satan or Lucifer as a sentient being.
Before you begin to laugh or throw rocks at me, consider the following:
I don't care what you think or what your beliefs are. If you worship a rock or a pile of cow dung, that is your choice and if that's what brings you bliss, I am thrilled to hear it. The only thing I am concerned about is whether you are emotionally, spiritually and sexually fulfilled. Are you living life to the fullest? Are you optimistic about your future prospects? When was the last time you got laid?
Tell us about it.
However, spare me your sick projection fantasies about how I've destroyed and molested the minds and bodies of America's youth. For YEARS I've listened to the whining and bitching of morally deficient malcontents and losers across the internet and I'm sick to death of it. |
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